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As a kid I always had to go the bathroom at restaurants. One day I decided to start rating them all. Water pressure and stocked supplies are expected, the personality of the bathroom matters. Every review is subjective, your regular bathroom is probably a 2/5.
Rating: 5/5
Somewhere in Wales
Greatest bathroom I've ever been in.
The door hit the sink, the sink hung
over the toilet, the toilet had no seat.
Rating: 4/5
Ginger Rabbit, Columbus, OH
The glitz! The glam! The details! The chandelier!
Rating: 4.5/5
Princess of Wales Theatre, Toronto
A decadent, cavernous bathroom of concrete and crystals elevated by the endless pitter patter of the waterfall sink. I ran down the entire length of it with my hands cupped.
*This picture is not my own, I went during the busy period of intermission
Rating: 3.5/5
Cusco, Peru
The bathroom under the stairs. I had to duck my head.
Rating: 3/5
Clifton Hill, Ontario, Canada
Average bathroom, but I peed next to a drunk stuffed moose. Extra star.
Rating: 3.5/5
The Bottle Shop, Columbus, OH
Eclectic and eccentric, like a cross between your grandma's spare bedroom and a Mediterranean villa. No pets!
Rating: 3/5
La Port's Diner, Lockport, NY
Half-tucked behind an old payphone. You could probably snort the 1970's out of the wallpaper if you wanted to.
Rating: 2.5/5
Somewhere in Terra Bella, California
Carceral and uncanny, like what a child would show you if asked to illustrate a bathroom.
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