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BATHROOM RATINGS
As a kid I always had to go the bathroom at restaurants. One day I decided to start rating them all. Water pressure and stocked supplies are expected, the personality of a bathroom matters. Reviews are subjective, your regular bathroom is probably a 2/5.
SOMEWHERE IN WALES
RATING: 5/5
Greatest bathroom I've ever been in. The door hit the sink, the sink hung over the toilet, the toilet had no seat.
CLIFTON HILL, ONTARIO
RATING: 3/5
Average bathroom, but I peed next to a drunk stuffed moose. Extra star.
ALBRIGHT KNOX, BUFFALO
RATING: 5/5
Ethereal. Hypnotic. Changed the way I view bathrooms. I forced myself to pee again on the way out. Am I in Star Wars?
BOTTLE SHOP, COLUMBUS
RATING: 3.5/5
Eclectic and eccentric, like a cross between your grandma's spare bedroom and a forgotten Italian villa. No pets!
PRINCESS WALES THEATRE, TORONTO
RATING: 4.5/5
A decadent, cavernous bathroom elevated by the waterfall sink. I ran down the entire length of it with my hands cupped.
*This picture is not my own, I went during the busy period of intermission
GINGER RABBIT, COLUMBUS
RATING: 4/5
The glitz! The glam! The details! The chandelier! You could hear the jazz band playing through the wall.
SOMEWHERE IN CUSCO, PERU
RATING: 3/5
The bathroom under the stairs, I had to duck my head.
LA PORT'S DINER, LOCKPORT
RATING: 3/5
Half-tucked behind an old payphone. You could probably snort the 1970's out of the wallpaper if you wanted to.
TERRA BELLA, CALIFORNIA
RATING: 2.5/5
Carceral and uncanny, like what a child would show you if asked to illustrate a bathroom.
SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO
RATING: 3/5
Appreciate the consistency in trash bag color, lights needed to be dimmer.
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